Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Did you know you could burn calories by laughing? A study at Vanderbilt University showed you could lose up to 50 calories by laughing 10-15 minutes a day.  When laughing, habitancy burned 20% more calories. Laughter has other condition benefits that consist of stress reduction, immune ideas boosting, natural pain relief and increased blood flow (good for the heart) - no joking either.

Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

---

Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Sadly your sense of humor is one of the first things that you lose on a diet. Let's try to remedy that. Enjoy some humorous thoughts and do a little laughercising.

Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Laughing burns off calories so everyone needs a giggle.... Some more than others.

Don't Eat That!

Forget Liposuction - Try Lip Obstruction!

Eat your food while staring into a mirror.... Totally naked!

Carry Large Helium Balloons

When eating donuts - only eat the town part.

Weigh yourself with only one foot on the scale.

Keep a pit bull in the kitchen

Use Parental Block for the Food Network on your Tv - Eat Pin Number/Password.

Eat your food with one chopstick

Lmao is a great way to sacrifice weight in the hindquarters.

Don't eat your evening meal before breakfast

Ladies - Drop 5 lbs. Instantly! Let go of your purse.

Instead of carrying your laptop around - start carrying your desktop Pc.

Attach Full-Length Mirror to your Refrigerator Door.

Hang your bikini on the refrigerator.... Undoubtedly don't do that if you are a guy.

ReMove wheels from your grocery cart.

When weighing yourself on the scale - try to defy gravity.

Use Superglue As Lip Gloss

Only eat food that you can catch & kill with a toothpick

Don't burn off fat with a candle.... A blow torch will work quicker.

Like the silent tree falling in the forest.... Food honestly has no calories if no one sees you eating it

Cut back on your food intake if you weigh more than your refrigerator.

50 Lb. Cellphones

Do 600 Tweets per hour. Move over 6 pack abs.... 6 pack fingers is the new rage (Note - Only Twitter users may get that one)

Unfollow some calories (another Twitter-related one that may go over your head)

If you can't sound the ingredients.... You probably shouldn't eat it.

Swap dinner dishes with your pet - Kibbles n' Bits & little Friskies make great appetite suppressants.

Eat that prime rib roast with a straw

Set a goal to lose as much weight as your stock folder has done in the last year.

Running to the refrigerator is not considered exercise.

Running to the refrigerator is not considered exercise.... Unless it is a attractive refrigerated truck.

You know you're overweight when your computer tells you that your @ is too big.

If you work at home.... Walking to work should not be considered as daily exercise.

Exercise or Exorcism - both are designed to beat the hell out of you!

Hopefully you are losing weight & dropping calories at this very moment. You can enjoy more quotes for your dieting soul at Funny Weight Loss Tips. Laughter should be on everyone's menu.... It tastes delicious!

Laugh Away calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Thanks To : Rechargeable Batteries | Green Battery Chargers | Small Sectional Sofa